Conspiracy Theory: The Human Food Supply Isn’t Actually Contaminated

We have all heard reports that the human food supply was contaminated in some way. Is this true or was it really just in the pet food? There have been reports that pig feed was contaminated with poison and fish feed was also contaminated. And so, allegedly, the poison entered the human food supply chain in the United States. But is this all a conspiracy theory and a secret plot? Is the human food supply really contaminated?

It has been speculated that this is all a ploy to get people to stop eating so much. This was for a crazy conspiracy case orchestrated by the health care insurance industry to help America lose weight and reduce the number of people with diabetes. It was thought that doing so would scare people enough to stop feeding their faces so much food that they clearly don’t need because America is too fat!

In case you think this isn’t real, the homeless Vietnam vet under the big overpass says he knows the truth, but he’s happy because if people eat less, they’ll share more food with him. He also points out the possibility that all the alcohol is also tainted and, if he wants to save himself, he must give her the alcohol to taste and see if he is really safe.

He explained his new service. If you buy a six pack, buy two and give him one. If you are still alive the next day, your six pack is fine to drink and you only charge $5.00 for this service. So, you better think about this to save yourself from contaminated food poisoning.

There are also some teenagers that offer the same service and they are ready to serve to protect you and your family but they charge $20.00 of course you can also pay them in advance and they will text you the same day to let you know on it! booze was ok!